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…which is good, because I have no words.

What the actual…

What the actual fuck, AKB48.

No Yuko, Uchida Mayumi, Acchan cutting off her own hand, OMG RANDOM SCREAMING, blue blood, video games, inexplicable ojii-sans, heads cut in half, and nary a lesbian kiss, pair of cat ears, or bikini in sight?!

I need to have a lay down. I may or may not expand later. If you don’t know what any of this means, YOU ARE MORE BEHIND ON YOUR AKB NEWS THAN I AM, AND THAT IS IMPRESSIVE.

EDIT:

In an amusing twist, on re-reading this post, I can no longer remember what it was about.

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This is embarrassing.