Do you guys like me yet?

September 1, 2008

Alternate title: Usa-chan’s blog needs a “mature-content” warning.

Times are hard. Gas prices are soaring, stocks are falling, and people are making sacrifices worldwide to make ends meet. What does this have to do with blogging? Probably nothing. But I do know that I’ve been getting fewer and fewer pageviews lately. Thus, my blogging ego is plummeting along with my pageviews, and I’m going to blame it on the recession. Wow, I’m talking just like an adult already!

What am I going to do about this?

I’m going to figure out what all you readers out there want and give you a post devoted to that. As far as I can tell, most of you out there look for one or more of three things when reading a post:

1. Humor. Who doesn’t like to laugh?

2. New opinions, or something you didn’t already know.

3. Boobs. Do I really need to explain?

The easiest of those three things is, of course, the last. And because school has started and thanks to sadistic teachers I already have homework, I’m only choosing to give you one of those three. So here you go:

Usa-chan’s super awesome fanservice post!

Why not start out with a bang (pun intended)? Besides, according to my research (IE bored musings), the pictures are probably the only things you’ll actually look at in this post.

Personally, I find Nacchi to be one of the sexiest members of H!P. Plus, if you back waaay up, tilt your head and kinda squint, not only will you look incredibly silly, but Nacchi’s bathing suit kinda blends into her skin. z0ngz! Yes,all you need after doing that is a bit of imagination, and bam! You’ve got naked Nacchi!

I find Rika’s ribs here to be kinda disturbing. But the point of this part of the post is boobies, not ribs, so there you go, you perverts.

This was just too funny not to include. Whoever made this .gif, come talk to me, because you’re hilarious.

Yuiboobs are the only ones in H!P that I think might be the result of plastic surgery. She went from flat to boobalicious in a very short amount of time (see below). No push-up bra could do that.

It’s like anti-fanservice on the left there.

I’d love to see another Konkon photobook, now that she’s back in H!P.

Thank Gaki for fans who know how to use photoshop (no, they didn’t actually kiss. but if they had…)

So, whaddaya say, guys? Are the pageviews going to start pouring in?


Nice Girls

March 2, 2008

So thanks to Maple GreenTea we have all of h!p’s mean girls (I disagree about Jun and Sayu, but that’s something for later). Now I shall list the girls I think of as H!p’s gentlest souls. Why? Honestly, because I can’t think of anything else to write.

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Konno Asami: Has she ever said anything mean about anyone? And really, anyone who states that their tension rises when they’re around microwave ovens (specifically when the timer goes off) has to be a good person.

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Mitsui Aika: Aika is just a big snuggly wriggly puppy. Honestly, that’s what I think of when I think of her.

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Kamei Eri: Eri’s like the girl next door (the incredibly sexy, talented girl next door). She has an easy going aura about her.

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Suzuki Airi: I just couldn’t picture her hurting a fly. Now that I’ve written that, I’m starting to think that maybe the feeling I get from Airi is less gentle and friendly and more passive… Hm.

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Kumai Yurina: Yurina’s kindness comes from her natural, airheaded persona. I don’t think bitchiness would even occur to her.

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Yoshizawa Hitomi: Yossy is nice in a big sisterly kind of way. Like the kind of nice person who’d beat up the bullies on the playground for you.

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Iida Kaori: She’s kind of like h!p’s mother-figure. I felt it was so fitting that she had a child, because she’s so motherly and caring. Junjun is like this too.

Random: Kei looks good with a mustache.

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Konno is Bou?!

February 17, 2008

I was recently looking at some pictures of Konno Asami while listening to Antic Cafe’s wonderful new single, Cherry Saku Yuuki. I can’t listen to anything of Antic Cafe’s without thinking about their wonderful and adorable former guitarist, Bou (he recently left the group for unspecified reasons). So as I sat there, looking at Konno and thinking about Bou, the two just sort of… collided in my mind. Suddenly, all I could think was how similar in looks and, to an extent, character, the two were. Then I wondered, could the reason I like Konkon so much be because she subconsciously reminds me of Bou? After all, I had been a fan of Bou’s for quite a while before even hearing about h!p. And Konno isn’t normally the type of h!p girl I like- she’s super cute, has a voice that isn’t the conventional “good” voice, and her personality is more girly and cute than the cooler roles I normally like.

Could it be that I can thank Bou for helping me to like Konno?

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Perhaps I’m just crazy, but I do think that there’s something of a resemblance between the two (or maybe it’s just because they have all the same poses?).

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PS: Bou is 100% male. Well, at least 80%. And, because I love it so much and want you all to love it, too, here is a link to Antic Cafe’s newest single/pv : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVb3o6W8Aa4