Alternate title: Usa-chan’s blog needs a “mature-content” warning.
Times are hard. Gas prices are soaring, stocks are falling, and people are making sacrifices worldwide to make ends meet. What does this have to do with blogging? Probably nothing. But I do know that I’ve been getting fewer and fewer pageviews lately. Thus, my blogging ego is plummeting along with my pageviews, and I’m going to blame it on the recession. Wow, I’m talking just like an adult already!
What am I going to do about this?
I’m going to figure out what all you readers out there want and give you a post devoted to that. As far as I can tell, most of you out there look for one or more of three things when reading a post:
1. Humor. Who doesn’t like to laugh?
2. New opinions, or something you didn’t already know.
3. Boobs. Do I really need to explain?
The easiest of those three things is, of course, the last. And because school has started and thanks to sadistic teachers I already have homework, I’m only choosing to give you one of those three. So here you go:
Usa-chan’s super awesome fanservice post!
Why not start out with a bang (pun intended)? Besides, according to my research (IE bored musings), the pictures are probably the only things you’ll actually look at in this post.
Personally, I find Nacchi to be one of the sexiest members of H!P. Plus, if you back waaay up, tilt your head and kinda squint, not only will you look incredibly silly, but Nacchi’s bathing suit kinda blends into her skin. z0ngz! Yes,all you need after doing that is a bit of imagination, and bam! You’ve got naked Nacchi!
I find Rika’s ribs here to be kinda disturbing. But the point of this part of the post is boobies, not ribs, so there you go, you perverts.
This was just too funny not to include. Whoever made this .gif, come talk to me, because you’re hilarious.
Yuiboobs are the only ones in H!P that I think might be the result of plastic surgery. She went from flat to boobalicious in a very short amount of time (see below). No push-up bra could do that.
It’s like anti-fanservice on the left there.
I’d love to see another Konkon photobook, now that she’s back in H!P.
Thank Gaki for fans who know how to use photoshop (no, they didn’t actually kiss. but if they had…)
So, whaddaya say, guys? Are the pageviews going to start pouring in?